Childhood Imagination Pillows

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Oh no! There's a dinosaur on the track.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I'm in my Blue period.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"You're welcome."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Kids."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

No wishing

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Tiger Costume

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."