Kids With Imaginations Pillows

'No, MY dad is the King of the Jungle!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Kids."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

No wishing

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Tiger Costume

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'