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'No, MY dad is the King of the Jungle!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

A boy acting suspiciously

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

No wishing

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Tiger Costume

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'