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"I was playing David and Goliath, like they taught us today in Sunday School!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Tiger Costume

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

No wishing

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

Making Christmas Decorations

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'