Imaginative Kid T-Shirts

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

'Mummy, Mummy: The nasty teacher said I couldn't take my Teddy Bear to school anymore...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"It's an Eyesaur."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."