Imaginative Youngster T-Shirts

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Kids."

Tiger Costume

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

No wishing

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'