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"She's always been a quick learner."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"It's an Eyesaur."

Philosopher trading cards.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

'The head of our script department!'

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

'Mummy, Mummy: The nasty teacher said I couldn't take my Teddy Bear to school anymore...'

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

"Alexa, what removes chocolate and magic marker from Dad’s comic books he said never to touch?"

'Why is grass green?' 'Simple the magnesium ion....chlorophyll

'I thought you went to school.'