Parents Of Imaginative Kids T-Shirts

"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Homeschooling

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"Kids."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

No wishing

Tiger Costume

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'