Parents Of Imaginative Kids Pillows

"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Homeschooling

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

My dad makes his own beer.

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Tiger Costume

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

No wishing