Kids' Imagination T-Shirts

"I heard that if you listen closely, you can hear the fish bowl."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Kids."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

No wishing

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Tiger Costume

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'