Kids' Imagination T-Shirts

"I heard that if you listen closely, you can hear the fish bowl."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

No wishing

Tiger Costume

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Poems to Spookify

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'