Childhood Imagination T-Shirts

"I wonder how Santa got my pony into such a small box?"

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Oh no! There's a dinosaur on the track.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Use the force, Peel. Let it flow through you.' - 'Wouldn't it be easier to just pick the banana up?' - 'Uh?' - 'Luke Skywalker never had to suffer these interruptions!'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I'm in my Blue period.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"You're welcome."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Kids."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

No wishing

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Tiger Costume

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'