Childhood Imaginer T-Shirts

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Tree house.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"You're welcome."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Happy Turkey Day!

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'll have the usual."

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!