Children's Imagination Pillows

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

No wishing

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Tiger Costume

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'