Children's Imagination Pillows

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"And when he dies, I can make him into earrings!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Kids."

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

No wishing

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Tiger Costume

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Poems to Spookify