Childlike Imagination Explorer Pillows

"There are three kinds of lies: big lies, small lies, and in between are grande lies."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

One!

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Toys

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

I Heart Juggling

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Little boys

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'