Childhood Whimsical Explorer Pillows

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A boy acting suspiciously

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Polar bear bowling alley

Painting taking root...

"Right here's fine."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

One!

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

Clown walks balloon dog

Teddy Bear

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

I Heart Juggling

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'