Childhood Whimsical Explorer Pillows

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

A boy acting suspiciously

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Right here's fine."

Painting taking root...

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Teddy Bear

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Clown walks balloon dog

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

I Heart Juggling

The Fall from Pisa

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'