Kid With Imagination Pillows

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"It's a mobile."

Philosopher trading cards.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Look Mom! I'm cat-scanning!

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"Kids."

'Ever since you told your son he has blue blood, he's been telling everyone he's a Martian.'

Tiger Costume

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

No wishing

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

"Attention! I am not your purse...the worst part is when she keeps coins in my mouth."

"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.