Childhood Imagination Fan Pillows

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"You're welcome."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Let the #&(%?;! pigeon drive the bus

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Poems to Spookify

Knight of the sandcastle.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

Truce?

"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."