Childhood Stories Fan Pillows

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

Tooth fairy

Wanda takes a more proactive approach.

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Some women to see you, Anne."

'During my childhood I had imaginary playmates...One night they stole all my toys.'

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'Forget the doctor! Just keep your eye out for the stork!'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Teacher reading.

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

I've heard that you've beaten the Hare, so I've come to challenge you...

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

'try moderation next time!'

"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'