Childhood Romance Fan Pillows

Careful

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Love knows no boundaries.

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Teddy Time Bears

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

The Charge of the Kids

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Weditorials

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Valentines

Barry's fear of commitment crops up again.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

You make me want to be a better bum.