Childhood Romance Fan Pillows

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

Teddy Time Bears

Love knows no boundaries.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

The Charge of the Kids

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Valentines

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

Weditorials

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.