Young Romance Fan Pillows

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Right here's fine."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

'Lost that loving feeling. If found, call 555-1234.'

"That whole, 'fast than a speeding bullet' think suddenly makes sense!"

Love knows no boundaries.

Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Social Networking.

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Spring Break.

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

Valentines

Woman's lover turns out to be a rhino

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Weditorials

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.