Young Romantic Pillows

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

"When you break up with a guy, do you just tell him or preface it with a spoiler alert."

He loves me...

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

'Would you like me to carry your USB flash drive to school for you?'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Social Networking.

Spring Break.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'What do you like about her?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

A boy about to be taken to bed by his nurse

"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"