Young Romantic Pillows

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

"When you break up with a guy, do you just tell him or preface it with a spoiler alert."

He loves me...

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"My boyfriend's fifteen. . . do you have any perfume that smells like pizza?"

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

'Don't let her charm you. When we were in the lunch room, I saw her eating veggies.'

'Would you like me to carry your USB flash drive to school for you?'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Social Networking.

Spring Break.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'What do you like about her?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

A boy about to be taken to bed by his nurse

"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'