Teenage Romantics Pillows

"Maybe Baldo and I should talk...alone."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Social Networking.

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Spring Break.

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

He loves me...

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

'Honestly, Gary - I don't care about your acne!'

'What do you like about her?'

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Place for text.

'Would you like me to carry your USB flash drive to school for you?'