Teenage Romantics Gifts

"Maybe Baldo and I should talk...alone."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Social Networking.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

Spring Break.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

He loves me...

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

'Honestly, Gary - I don't care about your acne!'

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

'What do you like about her?'

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

Young Love

Wishing Well

'Would you like me to carry your USB flash drive to school for you?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'