Young Romantics Gifts

'Honestly, Gary - I don't care about your acne!'

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'I can't marry you, Susan - I hardly get enough pocket money for myself!'

"When Jeff used to punch me in the arm in second grade to show he liked me, it was cute. But now...."

'Mom, this is Suzie McWhortny -- she was my Valentine last year and now she's suing me for palimony.'

'We'll always have plaster of Paris.'

'My lawyer told me to never put anything in writing.'

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Bobby Floyd carried my notebook home for me from Sunday school..."

'Okay, I'll be your Valentine, but don't get any funny ideas.'

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

Right click for yes...

Dancing in pyjamas

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Social Networking.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

Spring Break.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Roller Coaster of Love

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Romance"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

He loves me...