Future Romantics Gifts

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Cupid paints Stop sign

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Romance"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

Strategies that will always work

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Not on my watch..."

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic