Romantic Futurist Gifts

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

"Not tonight, dear, I have a head-glitch."

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"We'll always have Paris..."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robots In The Boardroom

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time Machine Collision

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Robocop and Juliet.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Marriage least expected to last...

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."