Romantic Futurist Pillows

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Ascent of Machine.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"We'll always have Paris..."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

Time Machine Collision

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Robocop and Juliet.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Marriage least expected to last...

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'