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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Why bother?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Robocop and Juliet.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

AI Safety Officer

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."