Futurist Thinker Pillows

'Bad news. You're being outsourced by robots from a third world country.'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"Don't get too excited. Your idea never really gets off the ground"

Entering the age of AI

"Let's discuss this fear you have of technology."

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

'I'm going to recommend the stock of an Internet company that is so far ahead of the curve, it's working on Web 10.0.'

'This is a recording.' 'Doesn't bother me, I'm a hologram.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Oh-Oh! We better adjust our exoskeletons!'

'What do you know about the Information Superhighway, and where do we fit in?'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

Robojudge US patent pending

"We're looking for someone who can make phone calls 24/7, but also has to sound like a human."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Who knew that technological advancements would one day work against us?"

"...And then one day some wise men realized that it didn't matter what happened to the environment, so long as we wore these nice, shiny suits!"

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

On test: the intelligent, driverless cab

Clones are people two!

Guru and robot meditate next to each other.

"Wearable technology is where it's at right now."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"Now with this toaster, sir, you can tweet, send text messages, emails and control your central heating."

"I don't think we'll ever see a day when robots replace us humans."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

J. D. Winston - The Myth, The Man, Replaced by an App.

AI Safety Officer

"Are you worried about driverless taxis?"

"We shuttered Human Resources once we realized all of our employees were robots."

Future Road Rage

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"So you're saying that by the end of this century tarpits will be phased out and replaced by microwave technology."

'Computers and Business Making Money'