Futurists Pillows

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

"Listen Darling - his first email !"

"This is where we predict our future nursing needs. . . Mrs Miggins is our top analyst!"

Take me to your leader. . .

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"In the future everyone will be bald."

"Someday I'll be able to upload my consciousness into a computer?..."

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

"Yes, we can freeze you until they find a cure for baldness, but wouldn't it be easier just to wear a wig?"

Popular Science Magazine.

robot in car

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Doomsayer carries sign: 'The End of the Doomsayers is Near.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had a bug."

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'We've designer a driverless car that doesn't involve a religious experience.'

"Ahoy-hoy! I, Daryl Scatman, am the first man to time travel 416 years into the future!"

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Hello, Rudy. What would you like, Uncle Mort? I'd like you to promise me you'll give due consideration to Bernie Sanders. Not sure we have that. Stop joking. This may be America's last chance to avoid a dystopian future where we're all slaves to a heartless corporate-run plutocracy. What do you have against dystopian futures run by heartless corporations? Some of our best movies and video games are set in that kind of future. I'm not going to win this one, am I? Can Bernie Sandwich give us repli

"Happy New Year"

"There's something wrong with CareerBot. He keeps telling kids they can group up to be whatever they want to be."

"I wasn't expecting automation for another 10 years..."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Occu-Pie Mars

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'