Futurist Love Dreamer Pillows

Robocop and Juliet.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Sinking with your heart