Futurist Love Dreamer T-Shirts

Robocop and Juliet.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Don Quixote

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Quantum Psychic

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"