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Office Scene

'It was fate...when everyone at the party left, there was my Mr. Right!'

Flowers,

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Mr. Right!"

ET Mishap

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Robocop and Juliet.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Quantum Psychic

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."