Romance Dreamer T-Shirts

'Then, at 4:15, you wake up, realize this was all a dream, and go back to sorting mail.'

Mermaid Romance

"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Two lonely single people in the same building but unaware of each other

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

Tortoise in love at first sight.

Missing heart

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Quantum Psychic

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Cygnets from Swan Lake