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"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

(I only feel truly alive Gretchen, when I'm on the stage.) (It's sad, Barry, that you're an accountant.)

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'