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"Soon to be a motion picture."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Reese Witherspoon

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Rainbow Quartet

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.