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Directing a wildlife documentary.

I feel such a failure, I'm thirty something and nobody's tried to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about me

"He just realized that Ken Burns will never make a ten-part series on any aspect of his life."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Angel Music

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."