Romance Dreamer Gifts

'Then, at 4:15, you wake up, realize this was all a dream, and go back to sorting mail.'

Mermaid Romance

"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Two lonely single people in the same building but unaware of each other

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

Tortoise in love at first sight.

Missing heart

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Quantum Psychic

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."