Romance Dreamers Gifts

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

Home Sweet Home

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Robocop and Juliet.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Quantum Psychic

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.