Romantic Dreamer Gifts

A Man's Thoughts

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'

'Tell me your innermost feelings!'

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

"How can an algorithm work out what I want for my birthday, but you still think I want a blender?"

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

'I hear that diamonds are really, really hard. Do you have anything easier?'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"That guy you set me up with. I thought you said he was a looker."

Do it!

"I think the answer is yes, but first let me get some social validation."

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Heart shaped moon over the city.

"Yes, dear, you're still the man of my dreams. Your snoring wakes me up every night."

A night at the opera.

'Remember when it was all Mills and Boon and not Bills and Moon!'

"...but you said it was your dream to spend the night in a castle."

'I'm sure Mister Right will come along someday...until then, I guess I'll just stay married.'

'Sorry Andy. I really can't help you. What you need is cash, and lots of it.'

"With tongue action like that, who cares if he turns into a prince"

'OK - I'll enter 'beauty queen', 'millionairess' and 'pub landlady' and we'll see waht comes up' (dating agency).

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"That Romantic Cruise sounds good, but what do you suggest for my husband's vacation?"

A worm falls for some udders.

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'

'Turn on slow romantic music and try taking off your shell in a more seductive way...'

'Just think of me as a bottle of wine. The older, the better!'

"Gee, I thought you'd be happy to be the presumptive front-runner."

"I say let's wait for the next one."

'Yes, but how long will you love me forever?'

Back view of pink car with 'Just married' on the back.

'Oh. . . Flowers. . . I thought you said you were going to show me your amazing powers.'

"I'm sorry, Jim. I love you, but I hate Vermont."