Romantic Daydreamers Gifts

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

You've reached Randy The Love Doctor. What ails you? It's an emergency, Doctor Randy! I see a beautiful, sexy, confident, smiling lady at the end of the bar. Hold on, she

'I'll check, but I'm pretty sure we don't have anybody quite that desperate right now.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"There's got to be more to dating than just kissing your girlfriend goodbye. I just don't know what it would be."

Submarine and Mermaid

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Quantum Psychic

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'Romeo and Julietta'

Hot Air Balloon

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Sinking with your heart

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

Join me in a glass of champagne?

The Wishing Well

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"