Romantic Dreamers Gifts

"That's out of my price range. Do you have anything that's free?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"She's upstairs, washing you right out of her hair"

"It's going to be a surprise present. She's expecting a diamond ring."

Dating Agency - "Someone attractive, medium height, brunette and an interest in bell ringing..."

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'Just give me a few more minutes, dear. I just caught my second wind.'

'What if she says no? Will you give me a refund - or marry me?'

Quantum Psychic

'I asked Amy to marry me. What's a 'Pre-Nup?''

From an early age Freud was fascinated with slips of the tongue.

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

'I never knew it could be like this,'

"Oh look, a shooting star. . ."

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

Welsh Dragons

"No, I'm sorry - tall, dark, handsome and smelly won't do!"

Desert island starfish...

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"And he's caring and honest and gentle..." "I'd do her."

'Of course you ignore me because you've got money and I'm poor... but I love you!'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

The Happy Couple

I've lied to you...I don't really look like Angelina Jolie.

Will you be my Valentine?

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Schizophrenic's Romantic Interlude.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

"She always wanted a huge wedding."

'Yes, we do have one or two Britney Spears look-alikes on our books. But strange as it may seem, none of them want to date bald, fat middle-aged blokes.'