Fairytale Dreamers Gifts

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

"I'm downstairs."

A princess looking for frogs

Dieting in a gingerbread house

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'One minute, I'm happily listening to Cinderella, the next, I'm a horse pulling a carriage: Boy what an experience!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Jack, we're counting on you and Bessie to make our dream of a Beanstalk Museum come true.'

The Old Woman Who Lived in the Ranch. . .

"I'm just sayin', Rapunzel, maybe you shouldn't be using that volumizing shampoo!"

"I can grant you fifteen minutes of fame...as long as you realise it will be followed by two years of online troll attacks."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Home Sweet Home

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Quantum Psychic

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."