Fairy Tale Dreamer Gifts

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

Princess

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

Castle in the Clouds

How the cow really did.

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'Sure, I'm rich because I lay Golden-Eggs, but the downside is that I will never have children...'

Prince William & Kate Middleton.

Alice in Wonderland - Vain Lobster

"I am the Robin Hood fairy. I rob wishes from the rich and give them to the poor."

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

Fairy Queen

Sugar Plum Fairy

"Why did she have to kiss me?"

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

Two Flys admiring a fairy: 'I wouldn't kick her out my dung heap!'

"And of course you're built on a flood plain."

Pinocchio's nightmare.

Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

Cinderella

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

"Before I grant your Birthday Wish, let me read our standard disclaimer..."

"They lived deep in the forest,but not too far away from a really good art cinema."

"Apparently, it was a fairytale wedding...."

Prince Siegfried

Purple dress

Royal Love

Where dandruff comes from.

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."