Story Dreamer Gifts

ET Mishap

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'