Storytelling Dreamer Gifts

'I thought I had a novel in me, but it turned out to be nothing more than a status update.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Here be dragons.

ET Mishap

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Where the wild things were."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Giraffe Portrait