Writerly Dreamer Gifts

J.B. Priestley.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Mr. Right!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Here be dragons.

ET Mishap

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Real Life/Surreal Life

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.