Script Dreamer Gifts

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

"Your book stinks - but it's just the kind of stupid drivel that would sell as a t.v. movie."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

ET Mishap

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'