Cinematic Dreamer Gifts

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Best Special Effects Award

"We'd like to make your greeting card into a movie trilogy."

"Special effects? Yes, they are one floor above the penthouse."

"Will you get this guy outta here! If I hear 'real life ain't a Hallmark movie' one more time..."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Film strip to the moon.

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'

You don't understand....

Inma Cuesta

Hollywood director.

"Bring me a show with lots of killing. But family friendly."

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"See, the director's cut of the universe is at least two billion years older than our own."

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

I've figured out why my life is boring. Go on

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Reese Witherspoon

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker