Movie Star Dreamer Gifts

"Congratulations on graduating from the role of Side Kick to playing the Main Character in the movie of your life."

My sister is driving us crazy practicing for her play. Ignore her. Girls all think they're going to be movie stars. It's why they'll never rule. Yeah. They can't handle real work. Like NFL Quarterback. Or Guitar Hero.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Elvis Presley

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Reese Witherspoon

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Big screen TV.

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Steve Howe.

Marilyn's Rushmore

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Which part are you reading for?"